MalFromed 2021-01-03 22:41:12

You're wishing people a happy Halloween in early January? What would ever possess you to do such a thing? Unless... Oh no! What have I done!? I've thrown off your center of time! I had no idea mixing up your Birthday and Christmas would have such a serious effect on you. If I could fix it, I would. But I regret to inform you that it will only get worse from here... Soon, you'll be staring at a calendar baffled by the fact that April does not lead directly into December. You may even try to create some sort of hybrid month. Like, Nocember. Which would naturally lead into you trying to reorganize the days of the week to fit into your new perception of reality. For whatever reason, you'll put two Tuesdays in the week. I don't know why. Maybe it's just a good day for you. After that, you'll find yourself outside around 1 p.m. You'll look up to see the moon, only to be greeted by the sun. You'll probably be annoyed but too tired to really do anything about it. And let's be honest, you probably shouldn't. It's the Sun. You're not going to win that exchange. Even if you did, it'd probably make the moon unhappy. Anyway, this will all culminate with you being ejected from the flow of time. You'll still be around. You'll just be stuck roaming as an ageless being. Loosed from Time's bittersweet embrace, the world will be ever-changing while you stay the same. Eventually, there will come a point when holidays and events of any kind, will lose all meaning to you. Resulting in you becoming a complete bummer to hang around.

All I can offer you are my apologies. I could not have known. Please, forgive me.