i am exerting nothing but sheer raw power in the murder of this piñata. today was the day we celebrated my younger brother's birthday and, as usual, we had a piñata. also as usual, i was last because i'm the oldest and obviously i don't wanna take the delight of popping open a piñata away from some kids unless they needed some help. small aside, no i didn't choose the "rainbow poop emoji" piñata but it's funny to laugh at. anyways, after this beaten sack of sweet was abused by roughly 6 or 7 other children i was up and usually i'm expected to pop these. i was granted one hit and god dammit did i put everything i had into that hit. nothing i've ever done before i've felt the same was as i did in those fleeting moments. i was full of raw fury, power, and a desire to destroy some cardboard. i had integrated every single swordsman technique i've ever learnt from all those hours of watching anime and playing... i dunno, Zelda? and in the end, i managed to take this godforsaken heap of compressed paper down in one powerful swing
in conclusion, i am the most powerful swordsman that has ever graced this planet.